Priceless! We have an opening at our Church if you want to slip in some Sunday. I can get you seated in the middle pews, so you won't be near the crying baby section. You don't even have to be Catholic to attend, but we do frown on exposed butt cracks, Daisy Duke shorts and obvious intoxication....so don't show up like any of that....especially the Daisy Duke shorts. Happy Easter!
Riotously funny and delightful. Good for the preacher and the elders for not getting in the way. Should be happening regularly wherever the gospel is preached.
Our Catacumens had a guided tour of the chapel. Led by one of our most knowledgeable members, he answered every question with precision and his big heart.
Before we did the walking tour and, the lights opened on the 16ft cross with the crucified Savior, a young man said "yo, dude has a 6 pack".
Jesus help me. I nearly dropped to the floor. I gently turned and in a low voice I said, "that's a dead man nailed to a Roman cross as crucifixion. He is Jesus, Savior of the world". The young man replies, "he still has a 6 pack".
I just turned away began mumbling and realized some souls are really, really hard won.🥹
Well, it’s tempting for all of us, but of course the answer should be no. 😁Glad you asked and hope the absurd narrator of this tale causes others to ask the question too.
This perfectly captures (in a slightly ridiculous way) how people get so focused on the wrong things! 😂
Priceless! We have an opening at our Church if you want to slip in some Sunday. I can get you seated in the middle pews, so you won't be near the crying baby section. You don't even have to be Catholic to attend, but we do frown on exposed butt cracks, Daisy Duke shorts and obvious intoxication....so don't show up like any of that....especially the Daisy Duke shorts. Happy Easter!
Oh, Lord! I love this story.
I would have loved to go to church with Abe.
Classic Abe!
lol! I get that reference 🤣
Loved that! And the picture, too. Brought tears to my eyes and made me laugh out loud.
Riotously funny and delightful. Good for the preacher and the elders for not getting in the way. Should be happening regularly wherever the gospel is preached.
That was a great story
Thanks Allen!
Only God justifies! Not man.
😂
Wonderful article. I know many Catholics like this.
So fake. AI.
Our Catacumens had a guided tour of the chapel. Led by one of our most knowledgeable members, he answered every question with precision and his big heart.
Before we did the walking tour and, the lights opened on the 16ft cross with the crucified Savior, a young man said "yo, dude has a 6 pack".
Jesus help me. I nearly dropped to the floor. I gently turned and in a low voice I said, "that's a dead man nailed to a Roman cross as crucifixion. He is Jesus, Savior of the world". The young man replies, "he still has a 6 pack".
I just turned away began mumbling and realized some souls are really, really hard won.🥹
Do you really try to keep your spiritual life separate from your personal life?
Well, it’s tempting for all of us, but of course the answer should be no. 😁Glad you asked and hope the absurd narrator of this tale causes others to ask the question too.
This brought tears to my eyes.
Nice work here...