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Laura Teodorescu's avatar

So fun to imagine what response Jackie may have gotten to this message. Also, Tim *is* a dolt, but in a different way than Jackie thinks.

Inga Jones Writes Thrillers's avatar

Love the voice here. Says a lot about the main character. The photographs that accompany the story are also a perfect fit.

lee's avatar

This was horrifying, like a perfectly coiffed Karen smiling with way too many teeth

M. Majeris's avatar

Shit, that was more horrifying than it should've.

Ginna Edwards's avatar

This is hilarious...and me in 10 years! Moving into the storage closet is a genius tip. ;)

Luis Garcia Romero's avatar

I think I know this person. I think I am this person.

The Word Before Me's avatar

That's wild. Absolutely not. 😳