I Bought My Daughter A Water Bottle

Bob D. Smiley

Mar 14, 2025

A poem for parents and drinkers.

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Real NYC

Sep 3

Water bottles are the new Rolexes.

Definitely feels like it!

Sipping' the Odwalla kool aid

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