I Bought My Daughter A Water Bottle

A poem for parents and drinkers.

Mar 14, 2025

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I bought my daughter a bottle for water
To take in her backpack to school.
It’s poured from a mold
Of ten karat gold.
The rich kids all say that they’re cool.

It’s built to withstand a six thousand …

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