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When His Brain Runs out of Space, a Popular Senator Has an Existential Crisis

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Bob D. Smiley
Jan 30, 2025
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Dear Senator Tooley,

This is a letter to inform you that your annual diagnostic test indicates that your brain is almost full. To protect against future performance loss, we urge you to free up storag…

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